ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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“I’m used to it”

The saddest thing you can hear someone say.  (via thehouseof-flies)

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sir-hathaway:

The Moon and the Sun could eclipse a thousand times over and there still wouldn’t be enough shade to encompass how deep this went.

innovacetion:

tmtp:

soloeaux:

Speaks for itself

Take note of the:

  • black runner’s awareness of what he’s facing;
  • judge’s position;
  • white runner with his head down (oblivious to his opponent’s path/what he has to go through) 

Interesting.

yolandatheredpanda:

bubblegumbottom:

thesylverlining:

denimcatfish:

arkhane:

disney parade by ~joel27

Mulan… those are not Alice’s hips.

Woaahhh, Jasmine and Esmeralda are gettin it. i don’t think this is pg anymore kids

and mulan is just touching the boobs and staring at boobs

this is great

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TOO FAR DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

sir-hathaway:

The Moon and the Sun could eclipse a thousand times over and there still wouldn’t be enough shade to encompass how deep this went.

thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

I’m pretty sure this is my favorite quote from this show ever

black-salts-and-forget-me-nots:

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

Everyone knows that the body has ways of preventing a decapitation unless they really wanted it. the Body has ways of shutting that entire thing down.